Ok, so that most likely won't happen until the world ends but I think this guy could substitute for Axl Rose quite easily so GN'R can start making some music again.

http://wimp.com/vocalcover/

I also really dig this video, showing you can make music out of anything.

http://www.dump.com/2011/03/02/music-using-only-sounds-from-windows-xp-and-98-video/

Plus, do you want the new iPad?  Here's a special preview I have obtained.  Enjoy!

http://wimp.com/ipadtwo/