Okay, almost everyone has heard or seen this guy now, with his "amazing" voice. For starters, there are five or six people IN THIS BUILDING whose voices are as good IF NOT BETTER than Ted Williams' - and they don't have the speech impediment that he does (love those slushy "s"'s, Ted).
I know, I'm supposed to be all charitable and look favorably on the less fortunate and all that garbage, but let's look at this from a different angle. Here's a guy who made his choice to do drugs and drink too much, and ended up throwing his life away. So, here we are a few years later, and because this guy threw his life away, we REWARD him with high-paying voice-over gigs? For those of you who don't work in this business, it can be very cut-throat, and those BIG gigs, like, oh, doing voice-over for THE TODAY SHOW or KRAFT or the NBA...those come along once in a lifetime. What his this guy done to deserve ANY of this? NOTHING. I hope he goes down in flames, and he can kiss the fattest part of my lily-white Irish backside.
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See you in jail, LiLo...
Lindsay Lohan may tie me for stays in jail - although I've never ASSAULTED ANYONE...nice, LiLo...
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