Not the worst ever, but not the sharpest knife in the drawer?!

Do you believe in UFOs and Aliens?  If not, this recent confession given by a former CIA agent may change your mind.  Do you believe what he is saying?

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Quick memo: When playing Monopoly, try not to land in jail.

No, seriously - you don't want to end up in JAIL!!

Let’s go to New Mexico, where dreams often die. 

And that’s where the above 60-year-old grandma apparently thought her boyfriend was cheating at Monopoly.

So after bashing him with a glass bottle (allegedly), she knifed him repeatedly, even telling the police – quote – "Yes, I *EFFED* him up." 

She’s been taken to REAL jail where she’s hoping to roll doubles.  

And her BF remains in the hospital, where doctors are about to play OPERATION!

#1 Don't buy beer next to the porta potties...The Smell will kill you!

#2  Not all ribs are created equal.  The longest line, equals the best ribs!

#3  It's kind of fun to watch the drunk people almost fall into the hot tubs!

#4  And finally, wear a red T-shirt...sure makes the BBQ stains a lot less noticible.

We got to meet the band Gloriana and I think Rachel, who has a voice like an Angel...Had a thing for my boy!  

I knew it would come back to haunt me!  

I have to admit...maybe it's the coach in me, but I need to chill during my kids sporting events!  (Here's a shot of my boy with Matt Cullen from the Minnesota Wild from a recent Spring hockey game)

If you're like me...Maybe this will help!  A sign at a Chicago Youth Hockey arena!

The sign reads:

“Of the hundreds of thousands of children who have ever played youth sports in Buffalo Grove, very few have gone on to play professionally. It is highly unlikely that any college recruiters or professional scouts are watching these games; so, let’s keep it all about having fun and being pressure-free.

… “Referees umpires and officials are human and make mistakes, just like players, coaches and you. No one shouts at you in front of other people when you make a mistake, so please don’t yell at them. We do not have video replay; so, we will go with their calls.”

This sure made me think twice...How about you???