This kind of guy! WOW!

Okay, judging by THAT photo, I could totally see him 'sexually assaulting a peacock.' Let's go outside Chicago to find out more...
According to the Daily Herald:
A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.
David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block of East Devon Avenue, was charged with the crime after police learned the bird died while they were investigating Beckman about an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child.
Details surrounding the case with the peacock, reportedly named Phyl, were unclear Friday, as investigators said it was part of the case involving the child.
















